Refreshing taste of my Arizona sweet tea sized D
Your typical gay redneck from Kosciusko, MS

It won’t come in as much of a surprise, but I am a heck of a nerd guy. I am not hiding it one second. I got the musketeer mustache and pinch, the glasses and the nerdy hair. Even my small and lanky frame are an indication that I am a geeky dude who spends too much time in front of the computer and not enough time lifting weight. At least I am showing you that I can easily lift my cock ! You should have seen me during the towel lifting crave that was all the rage on the Web. I partook quite a lot lol.

And while I am not the beefiest, I can most definitely compete in the naughtiest and horniest category. And the corniest as I am suggesting that you should get a taste of my rapier. That’s the musketeer’s sword if you’re not as geeky as me lol. See how I’ve got this slim yet long and elegant cock with a pointy head. Just like the real rapiers. I could very well stab you and punctuate you with it. I’m a full fledge versa-top, at your service in the northern Atlanta suburb of Roswell. It’s the noble thing to do. To fuck with you for free.


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