Horny cock pointing straight up Huber Heights, OH

I know, my kind of erection does not please every man. I’ve been with so many men who complained about my ceiling-oriented dick. Something about being hard to blow and some other bullshit like that. Gays just like to complain and to start bitching about anything they can. So now that I’ve shown you my cock, you can’t come up with any bullshit about it being too straight up. Believe me, it might be my only straight part lol. Sorry for that little rant there, but I’ve had enough now and as would the Queen say, I was born this way.

I live in Huber Heights, Ohio in Montgomery County, or north of Dayton if you prefer. Originality is not one of my many qualities as I picked Huber as my nickname for my dating profile. I am 35 years old and I work as a … wait a minute, why would you care what I do for a living ? All you care about is knowing that I am single and having your ass pinned and drilled and I am here to provide with my straight torpedo. Perhaps you don’t even care if I am single or not lol. I am available most week nights for hook ups, but still, I’d prefer to get in touch via chat to make sure. Plus, I need to give you my address so I can host you.

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